1. April 16th, 2014

  2. April 9th, 2014

    an old lady in Vancouver was giving these out :)

    an old lady in Vancouver was giving these out :)

  3. March 6th, 2014

  4. March 4th, 2014



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  5. February 10th, 2014

    désolé j’ai pris un selfie

    désolé j’ai pris un selfie

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  6. January 14th, 2014


    *throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

    (via cheers-ladies-and-lads)

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  7. January 14th, 2014


    when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
     and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
     ”He got fired because he killed three people.”
     and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon

    (via cheers-ladies-and-lads)

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  8. January 14th, 2014


i mean he really likes my hair
someone send help


    i mean he really likes my hair

    someone send help

    (via cheers-ladies-and-lads)

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  9. January 14th, 2014


    Yeah you look good in a beanie but would you look good in me?

    (Source: jaredletosgirlfriend, via penishole)

    1371 Notes

  10. January 11th, 2014




    petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

    When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.


    (via funny-text-posts)

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  11. January 11th, 2014




    This one time in 6th grade these three girls would bully me and call me a faggot so instead of just taking it I put cigarettes in all of their purses and went to the counselor fake crying saying I was “worried about my friends dying of cancer” and they all got suspended and two of them got pulled out of the school by their moms


    all the awards for the story and gif usage 

    (via funny-text-posts)

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  12. January 11th, 2014


    it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

    (via funny-text-posts)

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  13. January 11th, 2014


    do you ever just realize “wow my voice is so ugly”

    (Source: asianfetus, via funny-text-posts)

    205634 Notes

  14. January 11th, 2014




    "i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

    woah! are bras really that expensive??

    oh hun

    (Source: kanyewestniall, via funny-text-posts)

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  15. January 11th, 2014





    ive seen SO MANY girls at my school wearing these leggings since they started selling them at hot topic and i just have to ask

    is it SUPPOSED to look like ariel and flounder are staring at your junk…?

    look at this stuff

    isn’t it neat


    (via funny-text-posts)

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